Monday, March 31, 2008

Movie Meme

Thanks Average Jane for the latest way to goof off at work and yes, because I am bored I picked more than my 15 alloted movies.

Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
Post them on your blog for everyone to guess. Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed.

The Rules
Leave guesses in the comments.
No Googling or using IMDB search functions. Don’t cheat, suckas!
Don't look at the "About Me" section of blogger.
Know-it-alls, limit your guesses to three movies.


The Quotes

  1. I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine.
  2. Think anybody fucking touches Johnny Depp's face?
  3. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. (Average Jane - Best of Show)
  4. I'm the top banana of the shock department!
  5. How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
  6. It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."
  7. Highly sexed young men living on farms are always called Seth or Reuben.
  8. I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. (Keith Sader - Dogma)
  9. Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! (Keith Sader - Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
  10. We could call a limo! One of those stretch jobs with the TV and the bar. How about that?
  11. I'll be right back, take your clothes off.
  12. You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once! (Keith Sader - Johnny Dangerously)
  13. Yes! Yes! I'm here! My - my chest is constricted! I can't shout! (Average Jane - The Money Pit)
  14. All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win.
  15. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. (BCK - Overboard)
  16. I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills. (Pinky - Party Girl)
  17. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. (Keith Sader - The Princess Bride)
  18. I love legal - it's all men!
  19. He keeps putting his testicles all over me. (Keith Sader - Better Off Dead)
  20. Are you a lesbian? Leslie says that nine out of ten prostitutes are lesbians.
  21. This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?
  22. I hope she didn't hear that. The dead have a way of coming back you know.
  23. I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up. (Nuke - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
  24. You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night. (Average Jane and Keith Sader - Shaun of the Dead)
  25. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

7 comments:

Keith Sader said...

Ok, the ones I recognize are:

Dogma,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Johnny Dangerously,
Dazed and Confused(I think),
The Princess Bride,
Better off Dead(John Cusack rules),
Milk Money,
Sean of the Dead.

Will you publish the actual list, or do I have to use lord google?

Average Jane said...

#3 - Best in Show
#13 - The Money Pit
#24 - Shaun of the Dead

A Librarian said...

I think I am a little disturbed that you think that one of my favorite movies of all time is Milk Money. Now, go back to work:P

Keith Sader said...

Desperately Seeking Susan was that much better than Milk Money?

Nuke said...

Jeesh Kieth, I wanted the Shaun of the Dead one, lol.

Anyway #13 Is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Anonymous said...

"I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills." Mary (Parker Posey) from Party Girl. (One of my favorites too.) -Pinky

bck said...

Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil.

I think that is Goldie Hawn in Overboard, one of my personal favorites!